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if you're born that day youre officially a BIG DICK BOY
oh he was born february 5. they must have a nine incher.
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This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!
Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*
*owner giggles*
Owner:can't wait for February 5th!
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person 1:hey what the hell are you doing
person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.
person 1: so ?
person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too
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This is the day where every Gemini has to ask out a girl they think is hot and if they said yes they are a keeper of they said no it's for the best
Bro 1: aye ask your crush out
Bro 2: um why?
Bro 1: it's February 5th!
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Ask your crush out its february 5th hey its february 5 ask your crush out
go ask your crush out its february 5th
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the day a fine ass bitch was born
n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday
It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.
* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.
Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...
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