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National Boyfriend has to say yes to everything day.Use this wisely Ladies
September 5
Her:Am i beautiful babe
Him Yes
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September 5 is national kid day!
To celebrate kids all over the world from all different ages,
most parents like to spoil their kids because it’s nice
every once and a while. About 30 years ago
September 5 was voted national kid day
when a parent spoke up about celebrating
her kids for starting school
Kid:National Kid day!
Mom: Honey, no-
Kid: c’mon please?
Mom:Well it can’t hurt to celebrate your preserverance
September 5th: a date
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The day the coolest, baddest bitch Hange Zoe was born.
Hell yeah September 5 that means we have to worship Hange all day and talk about titans.
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People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.
gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?
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Tell your crush you like them day
You: I like you..
Them: Why are you telling me this?
You: It’s September 5
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