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Give your best-guy-friend and blowjob today so he can have an amazing week
She helped her bestfriend on September 5th😋
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Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th
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National throw some ass on Joseph day
Hey! It’s September 5th! You know what that means!
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Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything
Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby
National dress like your boss day
Boss: why do you look like me
Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day
Get $20 from your older sibling
It's September 5th give me my money!
A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing
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