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The bus that doesn't fuck around. It stops for absolutely nothing (except paying customers) and will get you to your destination on time (come hell or high water). Has been known to travel through piles of dead babies, bicyclists, small cars, and the occasional puddle".
Guy 1: "Fuck, that's a huge puddle."
Guy 2: "AHHHHh the welfare office closes in 10 minutes."
Driver: "Alright time's up Bus 62 let's do this Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy JJJjjjjjenkinsss!!!!!!!"
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The amount of money Mr. Krabs takes in exchange for spongebob's soul.
Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin' about?"
Spongebob: "Mr Krabs?"
The Flying Dutchman: " 62 cents! "
Mr Krabs: "I'll take the money!"remind
Spongebob: "MR. KRABS!"
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A colloquialism of Alcoholics Anonymous. Rule 62 is "don't take yourself too damn seriously."
"What's wrong with him?"
"He forgot rule 62."
You're not as important as you think.
And learn to laugh at yourself.
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When you fuck up so badly that you get SQUIDWARD to defend SPONGEBOB.
Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin about?"
Flying Dutchman: "62 cents."
Mr. Krabs: "I'll take the money!"
*Spongebob is taken away*
Mr. Krabs: "Look, Squidward! Money!"
Squidward: "Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for SIXTY-TWO CENTS?!"
Mr. Krabs: "You think I could have gotten more?"
Squidward: "He stuck up for you, and you sold him out. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"
Mr. Krabs: "...What have I done?" *Sobs* "I want another chance!"
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jacking mo fo's fo their loot,
"62 picks ups pumping on corners beat downs on and stick ups" -cormega-62 pickup
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An alternate version of 69; however, this involves more flexibility. The guy sits on his left leg while he has his right leg over the back of his head (the 6), and the girl is on her knees blowing him (the 2). Thus creating the 62.
Tasha did the 62 position with me last night. My right leg and my neck are sore but it was so worth it.
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