805

Central Coast Cali area code. Where all the real gangsta's bang and party. Atascadero's Southern Locos Gang throws up this area code making it a number that commands respect, cuz those ese's are fuckin crazy.

Southern Locos Gang member: It's all about the 805 ese!
Cop:It's people like you that give the central coast a bad name.
Southern Locos Gang member: {pulls out strap and caps the cop in the face}

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santa maria happens to be in the 805, which makes it lame. don't even move to santa maria!

santa maria is sooo frkn boring. why cant we live somewhere cooler in the 805??

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Oxnard is located in this area code. It is also home of the big bad Lemonwood Chiques. Unfortunately, it is also shared with those punk-ass sh!t heads..........BlAst THoSe PuSSiEs.

Lemonwood LW CH 13. Home of the Lemonwood gangsters.

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Sprawling from Ventura County up to parts of Sanluis Obispo. Also includes Simi Valley.

If you like rich kids who think they're gangsta cuz dad helped them put in a sick sound system, or want to get it on with your sister, one of the incest capitals of the country... Move to these 805 areas. Where bro hoes drive bigger trucks then most guys, and dirt bikes are main sources of transportation.

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805 means hoe because:

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet
O is pretty explanatory(O)
E is the 5th letter of the alphabet

therefore equaling HOE :

"conspicuous guy:" 805 at your twelve o' clock man.
stupid guy: 805!! 805 where?!? wats an 805?!?
"conspicuous guy:" nevermind you stupid mutha mucka.

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The area code for Simi Valley, located in Ventura County in the southern half of California. Simi actually means windy, which makes sense since the city is, in fact, very windy. It is a place where a good percent of the teenage population talk about how much they hate the city. The only ways you might have heard of this city is by the fact that the Ronald Reagan Library is located there and that it is mentioned in the movie Joe Dirt as the place where his real parents lived.

"What's your area code?"
"805."
"Oh, you live in Simi Valley?"
"Unfortunately."

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verb: The act of being so out classed at a given task that you are the lowest scoring individual ever in said task.

noun: Having been out classed in a given task

verb usage: "That guy is so bad he 805'd it."

noun usage: "She's so terrible, she pulled an 805."

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