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The most gorgeous beautiful human being to walk earth she’s a bad bitch and cares about others before herself she always smiles beautifully and is really goofy and funny if u meet someone born on this day don’t loose them
Random kid :Have u met a september 9th gurl
Me:nah why should I ?
Kid:there every thing u want fine asf and nice and I heard if u get really close with them they’re freaky
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September 9th is the most common birthday in the world, and also Adam Sandler’s birthday!
“Hey what’s the most common birthday?”
“September 9th!”
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"September 9, 2001. Gary and I were skating at a hospital on top of a huge hill overlooking a valley. An ambulance came and took out a dead woman. Gary asked me why she wasn't moving or blinking. They hadn't closed her eyes yet. She must have died on the way. A car full of family and friends came in with the ambulance. They were all crying and hugging each other. One woman screamed hysterically and grabbed at the woman's body asking her to wake up. I had to tell Gary that her soul went to Heaven. I didn't believe a word of it, but I knew it'd be easier for him to understand. Two days from now, at 9 AM, the planes will hit the World Trade Center killing over 3, 000 people. I will tell Gary that there is no God, and all of this is meaningless. But today, there is a God. And he has a plan for him. He doesn't know it, but a year from now, our family will be torn apart and I will move far away and won't see or talk to him for five years. And as we sit on the hood of our car, the sun goes down and he asks me what I want out of my life. I tell him I don't know. On and on we run away from the things we are afraid. On and on we run away from the things we are afraid. On and on we run away from the things we are afraid."
this is the lyrics to the well known song in the emo community called 'sleep patterns' from the album 'for cameron' by Merchant Ships.
Cameron: what the hell happened on the september 9, 2001?
every emo kid: September 9, 2001. Gary and I were skating at a hospital on top of a huge hill overlooking a valley....
September 9 is national chicken schnitzel day where you get to yeet chicken schnitzel at your friends.
*Silence in classroom*
Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*
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If your born in this day you are cute, funny, and smart but sometimes you can get sad, so today is the time to get sad.
Alex "hey why you sad"
Jessica "cuz it September 9"
Alex "what on September "
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National grab you gf thigh/hand day!!!
bf: *grabs thigh
gf: wow! whats this for
bf: september 9th
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If you were born on this day you are so worth it, and a lot of your hard work goes unnoticed, sadly. But keep it up, your time is coming bb!! Also they are the most selfless people!
Person one (to person three): hey wassup
Person two: yo dude her birthday is September 9
Person one: oh ok
Person one (to person three): keep up the hard work! It’s so worth it!
Person three: gee thank you, you too!