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National give your girl best friend your sweatshirt day. And while your at it, KISS HER
Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”
Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”
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This is National Shitting day. On this day, everyone must take the biggest shit they can, the sloppier the better. It should take a while to clean up
How big was your shit on January 9?
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Get ur titties sucked day. U have to get em sucked unless u a pussy . GET THEM SHITS SUCKED TRUST ME YOULL THANK ME LATER.
Your pussy finna be wet wet on January 9
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Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!
The day Caleb Clrbet was born, really hot dude who needs to wifey me up...
Wifey up your crush day😝
He was born January 9 at --:-- pm/am
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“whats tomorrow?”
“january 9th, why”
“OH MY GOD PEACHES IS GOING TO SHOWER”
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when jungkook declared jkday.
beacuse of his birthday but backwards.
so its official its jkday!!
09-01 ➡️ 01-09
u get it jkday January 9??
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