9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

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9 volt battery

1 A power source.

2 A simile for your girlfriend's brown eye.

Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.

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9 volt test

The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.

Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test

Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross

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9 Volts

When you're walking down the street and you see a chick with some rockin tits that literally make you turn your head and consider walking behind her just in case you get another glimpse. Those tits are 9 Volts.

She looked totally flat but when she took her shirt off all of a sudden she had a perfect pair of 9 volts!

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9 volting

licking of the anus

the feeling you receive when licking a 9 volt battery is the same the kinda tingling feeling you get when licking the anus, hence the term '9 volting'.

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9 Volt Battery

While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery

i started licking this chick's asshole and she gave me the 9 Volt Battery! WTF!!!

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9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

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