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A website which is filled with repost bots and wannabe memelords of the internet. Part of their daily activity involves making shitty memes with impact fonts and bashing Americans/Muricans/"third world" country in every post. As of July 2018, the entire website is a cesspool of salty kids from Germany, Switzerland, Belgium and Finland whose daily activity involves playing ring-a-ring-o-roses by grabbing their weiners while standing in a circular formation and raging on immigrants and users who aren't from their utopian state and simultaneously jerking off each other. Whenever a thread/post from South Asia and North America pop-up, they will try their level best to shit on those nations and pat themselves on back for being a citizen from countries with high moral values. Being teenagers, they carry some of the most myopic views of state and world politics and their inherent bias becomes clearly visible when they take speak in comment section.
Oh have I forgotten to mention the Nazi-esque mods?
Person 1: Dude 9gag is the best meme website out there
Person 2: No wonder you have barely functioning social life!!
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9gag is the slang word for a 9 way gay orgy
hey dude I was in this awesome 9gag gangbang last nigh, never been riden so hard in my life.
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A website full of dumb teenagers who are so desperate that they will bombard anyone whose profile picture appears to be of a female with thousands of cringy desperate attempts to flirt.
N.B. one hundred per cent of those attempts are failures.
9gag User 1: *says literally anything*
9gag User 2: I like your pic
9gag User 3: are you a grill
9gag User 4: ur cute
9gag User 5: pls be my gf
9gag User 6: ur pretty
9gag User ∞: I like ur eyes
Normie: *laughs at how pathetically desperate these losers are*
The cancer of the internet. A place where foreign people who don't know better and newfags go to revel in their own shitty glory. Memes were created in the something awful forums, or born, raised in 4chan, killed in reddit, buried in tumblr/funnyjunk, and put on shameful display in 9gag. The worst part, is that they claim the memes to be made by them.
Even worse than that, they try to sell those memes on t-shirts and pins.
tl;dr fuck 9gag.
9GAG ALL THE THINGS! OMG I'm so forever alone! this is the funniest place on the planet! 4chan is scary :(. TROLOLOLOL UMAD U BUTTHURT!-typical 9gag user.
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The website where people go to to post stale memes and/or get offended about meager bullshit.
If you wanna lose a brain cell or two,just browse 9gag for a few minutes.
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9gag is to pictures what Ebaumsworld is to video.
It pretends to host original content but in fact contains re-posted memes and images almost as old of the internet. 9gag and it's band internet thieves post content often stolen off existing sites and watermarked them.
9gag is much like Facebook nowadays and frequently features posts by people who have only just discovered internet memes and frequently miss the point.
The day that 9gag has decent original content is foretold in the book of revelations and therefore is synonymous with the end of the world.
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The shittiest thing on the vastness of the internet.
It's average (read: all) 12 year old shit heads claiming to be Anonymous and adding "Le" to every goddamn thing they can.
They also steal content off of Reddit, 4chan and Tumblr and claim it as their own.
It's the reason why you're puppy go run over and your Gramma died.
Person 1: "Fuck off stupid 9fag"
9fag: "Hurr Durr, Im Le legion, ill hack yur internet"
4channer: "Did you see that funny shit a week ago?"
9fag: "9gag made that yesterday, not u fags"
Redditor: "Go choke on your boyfriends dick already"
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