April 9th

April 9th is national ass day! Please, go smack the ass of all your loved ones! They cannot yell at you because you can explain to them that it is national ass day! (please don't use this to harass people)

Miranda: *slaps ass*
Olivia: What was that for???
Miranda: It is April 9th...National Ass Day!

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April 9th

International love your boyfriend day! Give him all the hugs and kisses you can, and don't forget gifts too!

"oh it's April 9th! Gotta give him a good gift!" "Thank you!"

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April 9th

National fuck a friend Day

Joshua:Hey Vanessa ,it’s april 9th.Get ready and let’s fuck !

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April 9th

UHHH BAD DAY VERY BAD DAY. and ItS My biRThdAy

APRIL 9TH

IS NO

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April 9th

National send your boyfriend nudes day.

It’s April 9th so send your boyfriend nudes

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april 9th

April 9th is National send a nude day🤔send a picture or video to your friend🙈(with consent)

“hey its april 9th, want a vid?”

April 9th

National fuck a friend day 😈

Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉

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