tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.

eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

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Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right

Tony Blair is a useless tosser

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Tosser

A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.

Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!

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tosser

another way to say wanker.

Man City supporters are all tossers.

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tosser

used as an insult, calling someone a tosser is calling them 'an absolute retard'

Shut up you tosser!

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tosser

Russian President Putin. Means a jerk off in American English. Also, British slang for male masturbation.

"Putin really is a tosser." Henry Smith, MP

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