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a dnf fanfic (dreamnotfound) where Dream and George fall in love with each other but on lives in 1970 and the other lives in 2020
I read Flowers from 1970 it was incredible sad.
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1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.
2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
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1970's garfield: Whomst've touched my lasaga.
Hey gamer.
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The act of ejaculating in your partner's ass and then using a piece of plastic tubing to suck the semen back out (or have your partner do so, if long enough), similar to how gas was syphoned out of cars during the oil crisis of the early 1970s.
My freaky girlfriend loves the taste of cum and shit so I convinced her to let me give her a 1970s gas crisis.
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1. A slang term for Cannabis referring to the 1970's slang term for Cannabis.
2. Weak Marijuana.
1. Hey gang! Wanna go smoke some 1970's dope?
2. Sorry fellas! All I have left is some 1970's dope. Hope you're not too disappointed.
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The most beautiful person ever was born on this very day
They may think they are fat and ugly but really aren’t
Person: omg they are so beautiful!
Person 2: because they were born on September 21 1970!
June 1st 1970 the day the lizard king was born
The lizard king was born on June 1st 1970
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