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If brain cancer was a TV show for kids, this would be it.
It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of Your Sanity after its three-minute long battle with Caillou.
51๐ 1๐
A LITTLE SHIT THAT ALWAYS GOES AROUND SAYING 'MOMMY I WANT THIS' OR'DADDY TAKE ME TO TDA CIRCUS OR ILL RAPE YA'. ALSO HE HAS CANCER AND HIS PARENTS AND ROSIE PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT CUZ THEY KNOW THAT THEY`LL SOON BE THREE. THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE HIM ARE... OH. IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE CALLS HIS TANTRUMS 'WHEN HES HAD ENOUGH' BUT REALLY ITS 'WHEN HES BEING A DOUCHE'. ALSO, HE HAS A WHINY VOICE AND AN UGLY BODY CUZ EVEN HIS BODY KNOWS HE DOESN`T DESERVE TO HAVE BASIC HUMAN FEATURES.
OMG ITS CAILLOU! IF YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVEN`Y BOUGHT HIM A PRESENT, HELL SCREAM AND KICK AND FORCE YOU TO PAY 100$ TO BUY SHIT!
110๐ 7๐
A little piece of flaming slowly dying SHIT i mean why tf would anybody watch this SHIT
Person1: Hi caillou
Caillou: *SCREAMS* ITS NOT HI ITS HELLO WTF
181๐ 14๐
A loud child that I want to smack in the face. He throws fits over EVERY DAMN THING IN THE WORLD and never gets discipline. His parents just comply. A bad role model for kids. Not the worst show ever but pretty bad (why did I like that show when I was little)
Caillou: mommy can I have candy
Mommy: no caillou
caillou: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY GODDAMN CANDY MOMMY GIVE ME MY CANDY WHAAAAAAAAA
Mommy: okay just one chocolate bar though
And that is what happens in Caillou
52๐ 2๐
A bald, dickwad who many children use to watch on TV. He doesn't deserve any hair, much less a TV show, so he is bald. His Mommy and Daddy absolutely hate the child, and tried to put his bald ass for adoption, but nobody liked him. See Dickwad.
Caillou is the boy who everyone hates, he even may be a crackhead.
40๐ 3๐
Caillou is a soiled little shit TV show on PBS, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.
Mom: "Caillou you cannot buy that popcicle"
Caillou: *screams*
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An annoying brat who cries and screams and like mentally dies everytime he doesnt get his way. (Aka brat)
His dad: time to take a bath!
Caillou: REEEEEE NUUUUU FUCK CHU *yeets him out the window*