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verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
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A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
BASTARD Simon Cowell
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a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell
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disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.
one directionphobic.
if you are cowbell seek help.
human: who are you?
the creature: im simon cowell
human: bye-
A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'
'You're a simon cowell'
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When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!
I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£
Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".