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To hookup in someone else's bed without prior consent.
"Dude, you might want to wash your sheets"
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
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Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
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HANDSOME! .. Also meaning rock similar to pebbles ... A male penguin offers a female penguin a pebble if she accepts it they become partners ... find yourself a craig who will give you a pebble!!
Look at craig, he's the most handsomest hooooman!
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The most perfect human in all of humanity. Very athletic and smart. They are truly flawless when it comes to looks. Usually, Craig's have dark hair and are very tall.
Oh my gosh look it's Craig
FOR REAL??? Where!!!!??
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(noun) a good friend that ALWAYS makes you laugh; usually tall and athletic; a good listener and someone who has your back.
" Craig is my best friend; he always has my back."
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This man is the living embodiment of chivalry. He will go to the co-op and buy you your favourite drink even though you didnt ask him to. Fantastic.
"Who's that dude?"
'Oh that's Craig. He's proof that chivarly is not dead.'
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Fans of the Late Late Show host, author, actor and stand up comedian Craig Ferguson use this term when he makes fun of somebody or something. Then he/she/it gets craiged.
"...poor larry king,๏ปฟ got craiged again..."
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