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Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 28, 2005

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Dan Marino Challenge

As you are pooping, before the poop leaves your butthole you grab your penis and use it as a firehose and cut the poop in half #ri #mg #scripps

I did the Dan Marino Challenge the last time I took a dump, it was insane

by R Dolla Sign January 7, 2018


Dan marino

You start hard then just fuck it up and leave it smelling like fish

I just dan marino your mom

by Jacob marino October 16, 2018