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An incredibly sweet, sensitive, and understanding man. A gentleman. Classy, easy to confide in, and trustworthy. The best friend anyone could ask for, and entirely irreplaceable. Loyal to the core. Very attractive with an athletic build, and catches the eye of any woman he passes--though he rarely realizes it. Logical-minded, tends to hide his true emotions, ridiculously intelligent, and will let anyone know his opinion if they ask for it. If you want to know what a "cool nerd" looks like, find a Gage. Has a tendency to sometimes be introverted, but once you get to know him he is crazy, hilarious, lovable, and tons of fun. A grammar-nazi who is probably cringing at this definition's many sentence fragments. All in all, a Gage is a person that anyone would be fortunate to meet, blessed to be considered an acquaintance, and feel like they were in an alternative reality if he were to consider them a best friend.
My life would not be complete if I did not have a Gage.
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When the creator of a message board fucks up and makes it crash.
Why does the board always get Gaged?
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He is the bestest friends you could ask for. He will never leave your side and will give you the best gta5 glitches. He is amazing and you never need another friend if you have a Gage by your side
Gage: Here is anothee GTA 5 glitch
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A Gage is the best person ever. Every Gage has a slightly different personality, but they're all loyal as heck and make amazing boyfriends. They have the biggest hearts and know how to keep a secret when needed. He doesn't ever want anybody to get hurt, and is fascinated by the supernatural and loves to be scared. If you meet a Gage, make sure to keep him in your life. Whether as a friend, or something more, Gage will always make your life infinitely better. A Gage is an amazing kisser, and as soon as you've kissed him once, you always want more. With his chocolate-brown eyes full of life, you'll fall in love with him quickly. He's perfect in every way, even though he doesn't realise it. If you know a Gage, make sure to tell him how wonderful and amazing he is every day. <3
Girl A: "Who's that? He's pretty cute!"
Girl B: "That's Gage. Go say hi!"
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Gage's are always a complete badass and are equipt with a level 176 dick that women like to call a spitting cobra and thats just when its flacid!
Gage is the sexiest guy I will ever know!
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A Gage is a person who is a sex machine ;) Someone who pulls in the babes, and makes sure they leave wobbling. There is only one type of Gage. A popular, athletic, pussy magnet of a love machine. A Gage's dick is so big, it is more then likely known as a cockzilla.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 3: She is walking like a penguin, gage must've gotten a hold of her.
Guy 4: Good luck to her.
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