German

The German language is the official language of Austria, Belgium, Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, South Tyrol in Italy, and Switzerland. It is descended from high german, and is the ancestor of the English language, the language of commerce.

it is unique in that, in addition to the 26 standard letters, german has three additional vowels and the Eszett, which is a variation of "s".

With over 100 million speakers, german is the most common language in Europe, and one of the most spoken languages on Earth.

Germany: Ach, Deutschland. so voller Kultur! wahr nicht, meine Freunde?

England:I beg your pardon?

Germany: Ich verstehe Sie nicht. Bitte wiederholen?

England: This gets us nowhere!

American: What're y'all talkin' 'bout? Hey German, no one asked y'all to speak Chinese!

China: 不拖我到这了 ！

Germany:Mein Gott, Das bedeutet Krieg!

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German

A group that, along with blacks and puerto ricans, have the largest average penis size

Blacks, Germans, and Puerto Ricans have massive cocks.

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Germans

Deragotory description of another person's belated observation or contribution to the conversation or thread, indicating that their observation is 'old news' despite they're thinking it's 'new news.' Etiology: Belushi's character (Bluto) asks, " Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" to which Otter questions Boon, "Germans?" Boon responds "Forget it, he's on a roll."

Posting a link to a news story 2 - 3days old which has already been discussed ad nauseum: Brittany Spears may not be a good role model .. That so Germans.

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german

Generally nice people,they are NOT nazis,people that say "Oh all Germans are nazis"are the most ignorant fucking people in the world.

Hey that guys German looks like a nice guy

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Orgasmic beings residing in the land of Germany.
They be gorgeous and they have a very sexy language ;-)

I LOVE Germans

Ich liebe Deutschlanderin

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Germanation

Germanation is when you catch a German person masturbating and take him, whilst mid way through masturbation, to a dogs home and forced to relieve himself on the dogs face.

i went germanating today or i do love germanation

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German people are so cool
they're from germany, most of them are really hot and they are NOT nazis!!that was a long time ago and its over! so don't call anyone who's german a fucking nazi!
German are so G!

"ohh look at that german girl she's so hot!"
germans are so fucking cool

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