Bitch Glitch

When a woman is having her time if the month attitude.

Dave: Man why is Becky treating me like this.

Frank: Don't mind that thot, she just on her bitch glitch.

Or : When she won't let you get your fix. she just be on her bitch glitch. All bloody and shit. You know nature's gift. Won't let you fuck cuz the time of month

Dumb Bitch Glitch

The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.

“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”