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Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.

Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.

by ChillyChad May 22, 2022


Golden Ticket

Slightly elusive, the Golden Ticket tier reflects the excitement and rarity of finding a golden ticket. These items are a cut above the ordinary, offering a glimpse into a world of greater possibilities. They are not guaranteed for everyone, but for those who find them, they promise access to something beyond the Medical Gown basics.

1. The golden-ticket glow of her new amulet was a status symbol, catching envious glances from fellow guild members.

2. Their golden ticket victory was not just about luck; it was a testament to their relentless practice.

by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023


Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 5, 2011

34πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Golden Ticket

Magnum condom

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.

by Hamilto86 August 27, 2016


Golden Ticket

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.

Shit! I've got the Golden Ticket!

by Lucinda August 12, 2005

25πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


golden tickets

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets

what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?

by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 23, 2010

6πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž