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An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping chucks your clothes round the room and shits in your mouth.
"I woke up the next morning with a foul taste in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."
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From West Indies. A gorilla, also known as Cattle, is an extra fat woman, who loves food, is fat all over, but pays extra attention to her toes with nice nail polish.
What a lard ass gorilla! cattle with nice toes.
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Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.
'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon
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Derogatory term for a black man, especially a large male purebred negro
Look at the nose and lips on that gorilla
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What you see when you are totally smoked out, usually indicating your limit.
Wow man, I need to slow down, I'm definatly seeing THE GORILLA
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Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl's chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl's manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla.
I pulled the gorilla last night and am once again single.
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A guy who’s dick is huge and is super dom. Likely in some branch of the military. He’s genetically closer to his primate ancestors than the average human, AKA he’s in touch with his inner monkey and has no shame about it. He has extreme opinions on most subjects and probably lacks critical thinking skills, however he makes up for that in the bedroom cause this man is DOWN TO TRY ANYTHING. He’s def into all the freaky shit and fucking him is like making love to a tractor. He’s the type of guy who could fuck another man and it wouldn’t be gay.
“Oh my god sis, Reynold was plowing me so hard last night, he’s a total gorilla”
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