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To Kavanaugh: When one penetrates an unconscious person in the belief that this preserves one's own virginity.
Usage: "Did you see that guy in the bow tie at the prayer breakfast? I saw him going at it last night but he was Kavanaughing, so he kept his Promise Ring... and I called the cops. "
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(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.
Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.
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(Verb): to become belligerently intoxicated and attempt to rape a female.
Do you remember the scene in 'The Accused' when jodi foster gets Kavanaugh-ed in the bar by the college kids?
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Kavanaugh
To Lie, Lie, Lie.
To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
He pulled a total Kavanaugh, saying Menage a Trois was a Book Reading Circle.
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Assuming that you will get away with sexual assault because your a white privileged, beer guzzling, Yale graduate, male judge.
After a night of bofing she claimed rape. I was Kavanaughed, therefore, all charges were immediately dropped by the GOP.
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A form of intoxication that results in extremely poor behavior and loss of memory. This loss of memory tends to last 30 plus years and all parties that cross paths with the kavanaughed individual Long term impact of getting kavanaughed is writing in calenders and keeping for 33 years, lifting weights with PJ and squi, and when asked by a United States senator a profession that "I like beer". Those who suffer "contact kavanaughed" only recall details when asked by major news networks
Tim and Matt got so fucking kavanaughed last night they have no recollection of how they got where they were and what they did
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Completely blitzed on alcohol.
WEll I went to Jim's partner, got KAVANAUGHED and puked in his palm plant.
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