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Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.
Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.
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Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair makes people jealous. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who i have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him. When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He is the most amazing guy in the universe and he is my soul mate.
Her: Hey, my boyfriend is like your Kevin.
Me: Yeah, i have the best Kevin in the world.
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An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can make you laugh no matter how sad you are. He's sweet, and kind-hearted. He can be sarcastic, but he gets that from me. He gets scared of non-scary things. His smile is adorable and his laugh is too. He has hair that is really soft, like impossibly soft. He is the best friend a girl could have. He is the kind of guy you can tell anything to, well almost everything. You can just text him for hours on end with out the conversation getting boring, or awkward. He is the life of the party, but when the party is over, he is actually pretty shy. He always cracks a joke when we need it most. He is perfect best-friend material, so if you meet anyone named Kevin, immediately ask him to be your friend. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
"Hey who's the new kid?"
"Oh, that's Kevin."
"I dare you to ask him to be our friend!"
"Ok!"
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The act of stupidly smiling and staring off into space, while lazily giving two thumbs up. Originated by KROQ morning radio DJ Kevin Ryder.
Person 1: Did you see that guy Kevining over there?
Person 2: He looks like such an idiot.
Person 1: I know, he's doing a great job, right?
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A man who, after setting his eyes upon a girl, will chase her till the end of time. Women complain that this type of man is often difficult to find.
AWWW!!! YOU'RE SUCH A KEVIN!!!
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Kevin is an amazing, sweet, nice, kind, caring, loving, understanding, handsome, smart, funni guy. He is the best friend that anybody could have. I love him more than anything. He makes you smile, laugh, and happy. He is perfect in every way. He treats you right. He cares about you. He's the best boyfriend ever. He loves you for who you are. He is everything any girl could ask for in a guy. He can brighten anyone's day. He is wonderful. He can be sarcastic. He gets scared of things that aren't scary. He has a great sense of style and great hair. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells great. His name means more to me then it would anyone else. Once you find a Kevin, never let him go.
Kevin is the best boyfriend ever! I love him more than anything!
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