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martino somma

The art of crawling on your opponent(s) in hand-to-hand combat.

Wow, this kids a real Martino Somma

by Jamesius, King of the Tractors June 20, 2017

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Sophia Di Martino

The Mother of the Multiverse. Sophia Di Martino stars on "Loki" as Sylvie Laufeydottir, the person who killed He Who Remains and freed the timelines. Sophia is an English-Italian actress from Nottingham who has starred in films ("Yesterday"), stage, and screen ("Loki", "Flowers").

She's also utterly gorgeous, beyond talented, and an expert at social media.

Person #1: Do you know Sophia Di Martino?
Person #2: MTV Movie & TV Award winner Sophia Di Martino, star of "Loki" and emancipator of the Multiverse? Of course I know her!

by CallieCadence September 4, 2022


Mrs. Martino's APES Class

The highlight of every purple day, when Tyler and Meena hustle to class in an attempt to beat the UMHS Flash. Dan's huge ego, Logan's blunt sarcasm, and others' comments combine to make delicious drama stew. And don't forget a side of ... roast beef! Another perk is that you get to see Dan yell at his classmates for being off task, LIVE! When everyone is not roasting each other, the class acts as one happy family. Mrs. Martino is a great teacher, and she thinks amazingly of her students.

Dan beats everyone to Mrs. Martino's APES class every day.

by When the impostor is sus March 22, 2022

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Martino Dutchboy

One who enjoys licking the crevaces of the foreskin

I gave Martino Dutchboy a big fat Donkey Punch.

by Big Ball Sally April 10, 2003


Nic Martino

nic fucking martino

nic martino

by someoneunknown12 March 24, 2023