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The act of expelling coffee, when provoked by laughter, out of one's nose or mouth. Much like a snarf, but specifically limited to coffee.
When The Bee and I were out for coffee, I told him a joke and he Peloed all over the table.
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Pronounced pee-low. A nickname for a man named Peter or can also be used as an abbreviation for a pillow biter.
"Hi how are you today Pelo"
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When a gay man gets his ass kicked.
He was Peloed by 2 black guys.
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The youtuber you go to when you want to hit your era from screaming and table smacking
Man, I almost went deaf watching Sr Pelo's latest video
A Sir Pelo is rare breed of birds that screams during the daylight hours. Its call can be described as a screaming child with a stick up its ass. At night, it crawls under its bed, where then awaits in misery to be continuously mated by another rare breed of birds known as Howtobasic. Together, they can create the most hideous and terrifying creature known to man, A Sir Basic. They are extraordinary territorial and should be wrestled on sight if encountered face to face.
"I saw a Sir Pelo piss on my tomato plants. They were delicious."
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De pelos is Mexican Spanish for cool, sweet, awesome. It is not as rude as "chingon" and sounds better than "chido" , so it can be used by good little boys. Obviously, it is not used often nowadays.
"¡We, tu nueva moto esta de pelos!" ("Dude, your new bike is awesome!")
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Paul Pelo is a French football player who moved to the Possum Grape island off the west coast of Scotland. He soon created his own football team called ''Auchenshoogle FC''. Paul Pelo did this as no other team known to man was good enough to sign him so he came to the conclusion that the only logical thing to do was create an elite team of players worthy of Paul Pelo's commitment this started with the signing of '' Dylan Richardson'' and his very own son ''Paki Pelo'' soon followed 2 years later by '' Max Valiente''. Paul Pelo took his club from the ground up with his usual outside the box freekicks, outstanding penalties that never fail to hit the back of the net and unnecessary fake shots. His large pink afro and goatee make him stand out on the pitch and his 6'2 height advantage makes him a great captain and owner of the mighty club, along with his serious and strong taste in communism, racism , sexism and homophobia. He also hates every religion other than protestants. Paul Pelo isn't just a talented footballed he is also an award winning joiner and porn star. Pelo is also the son of God and brother of Jesus Christ which yes does make Paki Pelo the nephew of Jesus Christ. This grants Paul Pelo the power of speed, flight, immortality and many others. He took the club through highs and lows and now sits in division 5 hoping for promotion.
Man 1: Is that the man, the myth, the legend Paul Pelo he is like my favourite footballer ever and I pray to him every night. I even read about him in the Bible last night.
Man 2: Yes it is