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1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.
God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.
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gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem
look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts
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1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.
2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.
Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
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pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack
poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...
too many to name.
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1) In my area, a poptart is a word to describe those who are bent on the new culture of music, Pop being the leading, closely followed by any R&B or Hip Hop artists. As in they only listen to their type of music and bash any other type of music they listen to. They tend to have no reguard for other types of music, and continue their violent rampage on making 'their' type of music the 'number one'.
2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.
1) Person number one: Hey! Have you checked out that System of a Down CD?
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~ MY HUMPS!!!121!
2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.
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Fake ass Gangsta aka Wanksta. Looks hardcore from the outside but really a panocha inside. a sheep in wolves clothing.
you a poptart sweetheart you soft in the middle
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A yummy taste of flavor put into on small Piece of food. Comes in various flavors and can sometimes taste weird if toasted up. 2 pieces of food put into a wrapper to eat for breakfast or whenever You need some food.
Person 1: I'm hungry! What is there to eat?
Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos-
Person 1:POPTARTS!
Person 2: Why do you like them so much?
Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!
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