One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Ragnar: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
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Pseudonym of an author of several books detailing how to make explosives, guns, antibiotics, and both nonlethal and lethal ways of man-trapping. All his books are published by Paladin Press. The NSA will have a van outside your residence within a week of buying any of his publications.
Ragnar Benson wrote:
* Acquiring New ID : How To Easily Use The Latest Technology To Drop Out, Start Over, and Get On with Your Life
* Action Careers: Employment in the High-Risk Job Market
* Breath Of The Dragon: Homebuilt Flamethrowers
* Bull's Eye: Crossbow
* David's Tool Kit: A Citizen's Guide to Taking Out Big Brother's Heavy Weapons
* Do-It-Yourself Medicine: How to Find and Use the Most Effective Antibiotics, Painkillers, Anesthetics and Other Miracle Drugs... Without Costly Doctors' Prescriptions or Hospitals
* Eating Cheap
* The Greatest Explosions in History: Fire, Flash and Fury
* Guerrilla Gunsmithing: Quick And Dirty Methods For Fixing Firearms In Desperate Times
* Hardcore Poaching
* Home-Built Claymore Mines: A Blueprint For Survival
* Homemade C-4: A Recipe For Survival
* Homemade Grenade Launchers: Constructing The Ultimate Hobby Weapon
* Live Off The Land In The City And Country
* Mantrapping
* The Modern Survival Retreat
* Modern Weapons Caching: A Down-To-Earth Approach To Beating The Government Gun Grab
* The Most Dangerous Game: Advanced Mantrapping Techniques
* New And Improved C-4: Better-Than-Ever Recipes For Half The Money And Double the Fun
* Ragnar's Action Encyclopedia of Practical Knowledge and Proven Techniques (A compilation from some of his other books)
* Ragnar's Big Book Of Homemade Weapons: Building And Keeping Your Arsenal Secure
* Ragnar's Guide To Home And Recreational Use Of High Explosives
* Ragnar's Guide To Interviews, Investigations, And Interrogations: How To Conduct Them, How to Survive Them
* Ragnar's Guide to the Underground Economy
* Ragnar's Homemade Detonators
* Ragnar's Tall Tales
* Ragnar's Ten Best Traps: And A Few Others That Are Damn Good Too
* Ragnar's Urban Survival: A Hard-Times Guide to Staying Alive in the City
* Survivalist's Medicine Chest
* Survival Nurse: Running an Emergency Nursing Station Under Adverse Conditions
* Survival Poaching
* The Survival Retreat: A Total Plan For Retreat Defense
* Switchblade: The Ace Of Blades
* Switchblade: The Ace Of Blades (Revised Edition)
* Starting a New Life in Rural America: 21 Things You Need to Know Before You Make Your Move
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A song that is sung by Bards in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim typically heard within the taverns and inns found in most cities and towns and settlements. It's about a Hero who started becoming a bit boastful about the battles he fought and gold he made up to the point where he gets decapitated by a shieldmaiden. Lyrics below
-Song composed by Jeremy Soule as well as the soundtracks for Skyrim and its predecessors Oblivion and Morrowind-
Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made
But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said
Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed
And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor
The head - character in the series ''Vikings''
Fucking awesome guy
WHO IS THE KING OF NORWAY? ME RAGNAR LOTHBROK
When you are having sex with your priest and call upon the devil (Ragnarock) and use his tail as a dildo.
Dude, Jack did a Dirty Ragnar in church yesterday, the moaning echoed through the room
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When you do a insane clutch in minecraft
I JUST DID A INSANE RAGNAR CLASSIC!
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The ultimate man! The future's superhero.
1) Omfg, I want to look like La's Ragnar!
2) Omfg, I wish I was La's Ragnar *aaw*
3) Yes, you know - I allways mix you two guys..
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