The cutest athletic guy in the school. He usually has on hoodies and his smile is adorable. he always makes everything better by his stupid but funny jokes. He is even more of a better partner. I have a massive crush on him. but heβs always with that blond girl.
I really like Remington
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It is extremely difficult to find a Remington amongst your friends. Remingtons are almost always small-medium height, light coloured hair and blue eyes. Remingtons are fun, bubbly, loud and bright: usually full of energy and sport-orientated.
The bad side to a Remington is even harder to find then a Remington herself, as they are almost always flawless in their actions towards others. They sorround theirselves with good friends: generally Maddies, Jacks, Georgias and Olivias. You may also find an Alice or a Lucy amongst them.
If you think you've found yourself a Remington, count yourself very lucky!
"I befriended this really cool, bubbly girl with light blonde hair yesterday. She's really into hockey and she always has something to say."
"..She's probably a Remington"
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A short, gnome-like man (akin to a leprechaun) from Podunk, North Dakota.
What's that coming towards us through the blizzard?
-Oh, it's just Remington.
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The sexual act of tying a man to a chair forcing him to take a sexual stimulant (Viagra ex.), inserting barbed wire into his penis, then pulling it out slowly to cause pain, the partner will then take some form of disenfectant and pour it into the penis which will purify the penis for the salt which is inserted next. Once all of this has been done the partner will result to giving oral sex to the man and gargling the resulting fluids that enter the mouth for no less than thirty minutes.
Jake was having a pleasant day until his girlfriend gave him a remington.
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Kind loving and really likes girls named ava
Remington: ava u are really cute
To lightly feather another individual inappropriately with ones fingers in a woogity like fashion; to sexually, yet delicately, lightly brush another person inappropriately with your fingers. Typically done to the groin and/or boob area while yelling, "REMINGTON!"
"Frances, I love it when you remington me like that."
"Bitch, let me remington you"
"REMINGTON"
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A disability, physical or mental. One named Remington is a sad disappointment and a waste of oxygen. Personal traits include the inability to snowboard or play Fortnite.
Person A: Why is that kid making autistic noises?
Person B: Oh, he has a fat Remington
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