Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

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the royale flush

Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.

Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush

royal flush

While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.

She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.

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Royal Flush

When You Jump In The Toilet, with or without the feces and iron in the toilet and then you fall backwards so far backwards that you pass the point of return and you flush the toilet.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GODDAMN ROYAL FLUSH!?!?
YOU GOT VOMIT, PISS, AND, FECES ALL OVER YOU

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royal flush

2 parts crown, 6 parts cream soda, 1 part maraschino cherry juice, 2 maraschino cherries. AKA The Velvet Crocodile. Fuckin excellence.

I like sex, and royal flushes.

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The Royal Flush

take 5 laxitives and shit on a girls chest all day with a burger king crown on.

1) Joey i totally royal flushed this girl last night.

2) Dude i got the royal flushes

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royal flush

when the queen or princess uses a douche

princess die needs her royal flush

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