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Someone who runs at a decent pace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'
As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"
Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"
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Floyd Mayweather Jr., is considered a runner. His fans claim this is the art of boxing (hit and not be hit) Although this is partially true, it's not just about not getting hit. You also have to try and knock out your opponent. When you claim to be the best at what you do, you don't run all night and be content with a decision. That shows no heart.
Floyd Mayweather Jr. is a runner, he ran from Carlos Manuel Baldomir all night long and Floyd won by decision.
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A breed of mentally tough humans who travel long distances on foot at a pace above 7mph. Do not confuse with ‘joggers’, who are an inferior version of this specie. Often, when confronted with the term ‘jogger’ at a party, a ‘runner’ will pick up their coat and depart immediately. (Especially if it is their own home). They are known to engage in ridiculous yet effective warm up routines, and can be seen panting and spitting across the city of London. Although unknown as to why, motorists seemingly despise these tough runners. Do not be surprised if you see them out in rain, sun or blizzards. For they can adapt to numerous environments and weather patterns. They are famed for their commitment and severe mental fortitude.
Was is a car?
Was it a pronghorn antelope?
No, it was one of those ‘runners’
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Someone who uses the bathroom and leaves without washing their hands.
I wouldn't shake Joe's hands, he's a runner.
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a runner is a slut, bitch, skank. a girl who runs around and will fuck anyone.
That girl over there is a runner. she`ll sleep with anyone !
she foulish, with tacky pointers
she ain't nothing but a runner like Jackie Joinus the team-It's getting hot
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