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getting ridiculously drunk, because thats what you do when you go to Salisbury U.
"dude I was so salisburied last night, i woke up in a dumpster with no eyebrows"
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when some cunt decides its funny to involve themselves in a conversation with which they previously played no part in and furthermore decides to comment saying how not only do they not care, but no one else does either - including the person being addressed.
Person 1 to Person 2: Hey, did you see that picture on facebook last night?
Cunt: Yeah no one cares
Person 2: Yeah haha, it made me laugh!
Cunt: Haha cool story bro
Person 1: oh stop doing a salisbury!
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Your Salisbury (or Salisbury Plain) is the stretch of barren land between scrotum and ringpiece.
'Tut, I've got an itchy Salisbury...'
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a hovel in the northern suburbs. its the south aussie equivalent of a ghetto. ugh.
im 13, pregnant with my 3rd kid 2 a different father, and have an dope plant growing in my backyard. i must be from salisbury
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A town in massachusetts where the people are all gangster wannabes, goths, or know it all preps.
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Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
John Glenn “Guess what Salisbury is the best town to live in”
Novichok “I guess my plan didn’t work”
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A suburb of Adelaide. Considered absolutely terrible by people outside of it, but it really isn't as bad as they make it out to be. Look at it this way, we're better than Elizabeth!
"Haha, those fuckers must come from Salisbury!"
"Dude, Salisbury's too good for them."
"Oh, yeah. I was thinking of Elizabeth."
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