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Super Mario, despite his weight, macks it with the princess.
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A Plumber for Nintendo who does Mushrooms and Has been doing them for almost 30 years or so. Every time, he stumbles in a endless Search of a princess that does not give a single shred of attention to him and Defeat this Turtle/Dragon/Dinosour/Ke$ha being who likes castles and Has been begging to get into The princesses Panties every time but most likely has because there is no way Bowser can wait that long for a peice of Ass. Mario usally can be found talking to his gay brother Luigi about Saving "HER" again for the 50th time and with his Slaves or the Toby/Tyrone-Named Midgets, "Toads" and their all the Same height and have the same voice. Sometimes Reggie Fills or whoever runs Nintendo would find Mario and Force to Play random Sports and Drive Go Karts or Be in a fighting Games that Have all of Nintendos Prositutes like Samus Aran, the most Succulent Truffle I have ever tasted
Kid that Never Played a Game: "Who is That, Daddy? Is that Super Mario?"
Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!
Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"
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When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with.
I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
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The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."
"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."
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An Italian man who can lay pipe with the best of 'em; very proficient at cleaning out any faulty plumbing.
Super Mario came by last night and now I'm sore! That fucker can lay some pipe!
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The Fat guy that nintendo made on the nes
CHAMBODONGUSMCGEE THE SECOND: BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW SUPER MARIO GAME IT WAS RADICAL
JAMBINGTON HANGLEDORF THE THIRD: YEAH I THINK IT WAS GNARLY
A Fat Ass Plumber who spends most of his time saving girls and getting drunk or high along the way. In his free time, he is a drunk ass plumber fixing toilets because people thought charmander could take a dump on the toilet but he fell in, got stuck and Mario had to plunge his fiery Asshole out of there. He is featured in many video games.
Hey man, wanna play Super Mario, sure lets be sure to eat lots and lots of sh rooms before we start the game.