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When tossing someone’s salad, the recipient snaps off a log
She was tossing his salad and he got so carried away he did a Sussex Royal
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A heniously diagusting sex act that involves being double-taxed.
"We didn't have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal."
A heniously vile sex act that is double-taxed. (By Britain and Canada)
We did not have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal.
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Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.
Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.
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To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.
I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?
Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).
Referring to their career failures—from the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service to the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir. Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.
Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase, in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase or crash occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".
Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").
In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.
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