torta

Another word for "pussy"

Quieres ver mi torta caliente y jugosa?

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torta

a person thats always eating and never seams to get full

boy-"i want a sandwich"
girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"
boy-"so?"
girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"

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torta

Spanish slang for a female's vagina.

Jenny let me eat her torta last night.

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torta

Monica Lewinsky

I'll tapitytaptap that Lewinsky torta.

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torta

Over weight girl looking for BIGSCOTTY at a car show.

Last time I saw BIGSCOTTY he went around the corner to holla at some torta.

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Torta

Filipino slang: Sexual intercourse; to fuck; to screw;

will fuck - Totortahin
is fucking - Tumutorta
was fucked - Tinorta

I want a good TORTA tonight.

"Totortahin kita!" - i will fuck you!
"Tumutorta si Paulo" - Paulo is busy fucking

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tortas

Las tortas: Funny slang for ass or butt; much less formal than "nalgas."

No mires mis tortas.

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