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An extreme misogynist and involuntary celibate who absolutely despises minorities and/or non-whites with his entire being. These individuals rose to the surface of the gaming community around 2015 during the gamergate media explosion, which targeted sexism and enforced progressivism in the gaming community.
Typically a male, he believes in a jewish deep state conspiracy and that gamers are the most oppressed race to have ever existed. They like to gather at conventions and take part in a cult called gang weed where they hail a deity who takes the form of the joker from the batman franchise. They are very easy to single out from a crowd since they will always weigh over 220 pounds (100 kilos). any individual who does not conform to the aforementioned cannot call themselves a true gamer.
guy 1: "Did you hear about jimmy last week? He was arrested for brutally beating his wife, and he'd been hiding it all year."
guy 2: "Holy shit dude, no, not at all. I thought he was a pretty nice guy, but I guess he's a true gamer now.
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A true gamer can be a fan of anygame as long as it is an offical game and not some ripoff stuff.A true gamer needs to take the game seriously according to the game's atmosphere and be professional at all sorts of things and apply goood things you learnt from game in real life.(For example:Kill anything that is a major threat to you like in minecraft)but at the same time also not a addict and live a healthy lifestyle but also ensure you grade is good.
Here are 5 rules of being a gamer:
1.Don't be toxic online.
2.Don't complain about everything.
3.Play fair and don't cheat.
4.Help out new player.
5.KILL
A true gamer don't just play game all day
Hard-core gamers who take games seriously. They don't quit after two deaths. True gamers not only appreciate the graphics, AI, and other things, but they KNOW HOW TO PLAY. (Unlike some cocky noobs.) True gamers are the people who may\will buy books about the game, talk about it over the phone, and buy the soundtracks. A TG never panicks, they always find ways to come out on top. TGs acknowledge the fact that they can not be the best, but appreciate their skill anyway. They also don't gloat or shove it in peoples faces, they just nod their head when they rack up a kill, beat someone on the racetrack, or score a touchdown. (ETC.) Of course, if its the computer you're playing against, you can give it the finger, because AI aren't human. TGs analyze games without thinking about it, and decide whether it is really a good game or not. Noobs will complain about how unrealistic a game is. Wake up idiots, Video games ARE ALL UNREALSITIC. They aren't real life.
Here are a few games True Gamers most likely play. (Including me.)
1. Halo and Halo 2
- Yes, I understand that the physics and guns are totally unrealistic, but hey fucktards, it's a sci-fi game, it HAS to be unrealistic. Yes, aiming a gun in Halo is very different from MoH, CoD, RSix, or other great shooters, but that doesn't really matter.
2. Star Wars Battlefront
- The best thing to happen to Star Wars since the original Rouge Squadron for N64. Rebels 4 EVER.
3. Crimson Skies
- The best flight game for the time era it is based in.
4. Any game that includes either girls, guns, cars, or aliens is a game TGs probably play.
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Like a player, but professional. He only goes after top shelf women, where as playa's go for anything they can get. Also can be referenced as simply "gamer".
Stifler is a true gamer.
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The absolute LAST thing a prance like Annatar would ever be.
Annatar: I epitomize the following words: Loser, retard, shithead, poser, and so many other words that can only describe me negatively because I know nothing about true video games! Now I'm gonna give everyone at Microsoft a blowjob because they created Xbox. A system that only a fuck face like me would ever like!
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(Title: True Gamer Master Race)
Followers of the True Gamer Master Race are an elite group of gamers that are trained to play on any hardware. Be it Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Sega, Commodore 64, PC, or any hardware that has ever been created and released to the general public.
They have a great sense of taste, both in fashion and in games. They do not discriminate, they only call out bad practices.
Their Philosophy goes as follows:
If it's a great game: We play it.
If it's a bad game: we expose it.
If the hardware has good practices: We sing its praise.
If the hardware has bad practices: We expose it, no matter our personal feelings about the hardware.
We own many consoles, including PC and Mobile, and we do not discriminate against people.
We are all gamers, and we must all unite! For the betterment of gamers and humanity alike!
TRUE GAMER MASTER RACE!
Person 1: You're just a Sony KnobSlobber!
TGMR: LIES! We belong to the True Gamer Master Race Learn our Philosophy, BISH!