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Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.
Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.
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often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.
C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it
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(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
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When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.
I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.
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When an elderly queefs or farts
I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room
A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after