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When something or someone in your life just does not allow you to succeed.
Vasyl's life is permanently bottlenecked by his clingy girlfriend.
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Removing the cap of a beer bottle in one's anus while using said beer bottle for anal stimulation.
I was bottlenecking the shit out of her, but afterwards the beer tasted terrible.
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When the skin of a circumsized penis comes over the head, especially when cold.
Dude, check it out, I'm bottlenecking!" "Aw, dude, put that shit away!"
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using pedestrian roadworks to such an effect that conversation can be struck up with a random member of the public with a view to taking them back to your place to rut
"How did you pick her up?"
"I bottlenecked her on Kilburn High Road"
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1: (n.) A woman who can successfully deepthroat to completion without gagging.
2: (n.) A woman with no gag relfex.
1: Wow this girl I took home from the bar was definatly a bottleneck. She took the whole thing and wasn't when I finished.
2: She's definatly a bottleneck, she had no gag reflex at all.
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Using a bottle, preferably a glass one, to aide sexual stimulation.
"The young doctoral intern was astounded to find the farmer's penis lodged inside of the coke bottle while bottlenecking."
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An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:
Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.
Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.
A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.
Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.