one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.

Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx

Tunnel to Crazy Town

Vagina, or pussy; referred to in a way when a man gets caught in a "sticky" situation with a crazy woman due to sexual desire.

You sure went through the Tunnel to Crazy Town with this one, didn't you?