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an exaggeration of a long line of cocaine, because it is so expensive.
Guy1: Whoa man, you look geeked out! Did you do coke or something?
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.
when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
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When you see a hot chick, and you get a boner.
You have a five dollor foot long.
"Dude, hot ass 3:00"
"Oh man, 5 dollor foot long" *does five dollor foot long hand signal*
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When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.
Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."
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1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.
2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.
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Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes
2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!
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What I had in my mouth last night.
Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.
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A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are