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To take jokes above and beyond the vulgarity limits of an average, level-headed member of society.
I broke your mom like Katrina did New Orlean dikes. She flooded the shit out of my room. Trump and FEMA were there quick throwing sandbags and an emergency shower trailer; to wash my sticky givings out of and off of her. You have been maxwelled.
A South African word for 'bollocks'. The word was coined in the 1980s by South Africans who came to realise that English men called Maxwell talk nothing but bollocks.
Pork Scotch: I've got a girlfriend.
South African person: Maxwells! That's not a girl. Its a vampire turkey from hell.
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A maxwell is the most amazing guy you have ever met, he stands up for people and he appreciates you for who you are, he also loves to joke around and he just wants to be around you all the time. He gives you gifts and always comments how beautiful you are, he can swing both ways, and he loves irish... he is great in bed.
Person: i need a good time
Person2:get a maxwell, he is great in bed.
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Coming from "Max" and "well" these two words add up to be maxwell meaning ultimate feelgood.
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May be an idiot but has a really big dick... like really big... so big it would rip you open!
Damn boy you're such a Maxwell!
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A lover, very sweet and affectionate. Stands for what they believe. Extremely handsome, can sweep a girl off her feet! Everyone loves a Maxwell because they are charming, and great with kids. They often lose their belongings. A major tomcat, knows how to make a girl happy ;). Very loving, and a great guy to be in love with. Very much worth the while.
AND VERY HORNY!!!
"Wow, that was a great night.. was definitely Maxwell!"
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Usually tall, sweet and loving but only to his one girl. Suprises with kisses and gifts constantly. Shows his girl how much he loves her by holding her in his great big arms. Loves caffine, lacks common sense sometimes and preforms dangerous stunts willingly. If he could he would marry his girl any day. Runs track and rides dirt bikes. An overall lover and not a fighter, smart, and HOT as hell! ENjoys his girls boobs and ass.
Oh wow Maxwell! You truly are forever mine! Marry me. ILYTDDUP :)
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