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When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.
"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."
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When ur absolutely fucked on bevs
“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”
when you are trying to have sex with a girl but you don;t have a full erection, so you grab and squeeze the base of your dick and try to 'mash' it into the girl in hopes of stuffing it in and getting an erection
beau was having trouble dr'ing this girl because he was too drunk, so he used the monster mash method.
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When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.
Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.
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When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.
Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?
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When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.
Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.
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Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it
After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash
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