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This word word is written mummy and pronounced like that in places like the uk.SoThis person who loves you and care for you through your life supporting you through your troubles either growing up or problems you couldn't handle on your own thanks to them we have learnt many morals and lessons but sadly for some this isn't the reality for some people for other people their mothers may be abusive talk to them and act to them in ways that may be considered illegal to many but thanks to people who have balls big enough to get help with their depressing family life*if anybody is In this situation seek help because they may do something to you that changes your future as a human being.
Mummy when will we walk to school?
The reason I don't screw with pyramids.
DO NOT ENTER THE PYRAMID, OR FACE THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY!
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disgusting sexual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the vagina, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.
Oh man, I definetly pulled a mummy on that dead hooker we dug up.
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A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.
Also known as a Stanley Steamer.
Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!
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When your at a party or a large gathering of people, you find a girl thats passed out, get a bunch of condoms and guys and bust on them, when this is done you lay them across the passed out girl's body practically wrappings her up with them.
Some stupid bitch passed out at the party and about 16 dudes gave her the mummy.
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Lv2 Zombie
Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*
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Downright stanky gas resulting from the digestion of fast food.
Taken from "What, did you cook, eat, and shit a mummy?"
Mike's got mummies. Everyone clear out.
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