Don’t name your friends

FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…

Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule

1👍 3👎

name 3 friends

A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’

You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.

*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*

Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.