Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

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Nut Hair Deluxe

When A waitor at a Diner that probably goes by the name of Otto, gets very irritated that you keep sending him in the back for more food or drinks because it seems like he may have rapid mood swings, he proceeds to rip out his gray nut hair off his old wrinkly nut bag and throw them into your California Cheese Burger Deluxe thus not telling you about it and laughing the whole time you throw down that tasty hidden treat.

Yo Brian does not come to this diner anymore. Why Not? Cause last time he pissed off Otto he got a Nut Hair Deluxe.

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singed nut hairs

Pubes that have been singed

my nut hairs are on fire, they are singed.

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Nut Hair Jubilee

A sticky situation, possibly involvign an ear mold silly putty and/or olive oil.

" Wendy that silly putty realy got us into a nut hair jubilee".

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greasy haired nut grabber

A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently

Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite

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