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To have a wank fight. You have to masturbate against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. You must attempt to wank at at least 20 mph. Try and collect your jizz in a cup and compare to other players for more win.
"I totally kicked their asses in that wank off last night. I managed to beat 4 people in a row"
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What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.
After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.
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A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
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A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.
Wank off Ian!
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To beat the fuck out of your dick.
Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.
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Wanked Off For a Quid
Wanked Off For a Quid
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When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?