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1.(noun) A shop with a gas station in front of it run by Red dot Indians, Muslims, Asians, and Mexicans. Usually remains open all 24 hours of the day. Often has catchy names like 7-11, Extramile, Jiffy Mart, and such.
After shopping there or paying for your gas the attendant says,"Tank you calm al gain," while raising his hand lifting his index and middle finder.
Kid 1,"Where'd you get that pack of swishers?"
Kid 2,"I posted up the mart near the factory and shoulder tapped this bum, told him he could keep the change."
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The ancient god of Love, relevant in its time. Given to the chosen sons of this god, the name 'Marts' holds many secret powers
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A fat ass who is usually called slow by the football coach
WTH UR GETTING DROPPED FROM THE TEAM The Mart BECAUSE UR SLOWER THAN THE FRICKING DEFENDER
When someone burps and the stench is so foal and trash smelling that it could easily have been a fart.
Group of people in a car traveling home from dinner...
Guy 1 - "burp"
Guy 2 - My God! Who farted?
Guy 1 - Sorry dude, I marted.
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Absolute sex beast, also likes to show off his 12 gauge
Jesus Marts, have a cold shower and put that beast away... Do you have a permit for that??
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A Mart is a genuine top Aussie bloke. He will never dog the boys and drop everything when another Mart is in need. Marts drink XXXX Gold and fish in every minute of spare time.
Oi Shooter Williamson is such a Mart.
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Mouth-Fart, while Making out, or French Kissing you & your partners lips seperate and make a fart noise. Very embarrasing.
Guy 1:Aww man I was Mackin on my girl last night when we tottally MARTED it was hilarious.
Guy 2:WTF is a Mart?!
Guy 1:You know a mouth fart?
Guy 2:Oooh HAHAHAH Douchebag!
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