Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

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Stat

Short for "statistic", particularly referring to any numerical measurable in sports, like touchdowns, field goal percentage, slugging etc.

"Chris Bosh is a good-stats-on-a-bad-team player"
-Bill Simmons.

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STAT

Standing Tall And Talented

Damn, STAT killed Big Mac on that Gouhlish diss track

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Stat!

Used in the medical field to mean right the fucking way. Can also be used in casually.

Doctor: The patient is seizing he could herniate his brain push 4 MG's lorazepam IV STAT!

Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!

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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!

Broski: Right on it bro!

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statting

Statting takes place when people treat a Facebook or MySpace status as a chat room.

Combination of the words "status" and "chatting".

Dude, we should go into a chat room and quit statting.

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STAT

nick name for Amare Stoudimire of the NYC Knicks stands for Standing Tall And Talented

WOW! look how STAT dunked there!

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stats

n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.

I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week

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