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The loud belches that old people tend to make involuntarily.
That Pot Roast sure was good...
...AARP!
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The sound an old man makes sitting in a beanbag chair.
Now, let me just sit dooown... AARP!
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(A)n (A)ging but (R)espectable (P)ussy
Edna called Life Alert for the third time this week to give the young paramedic some of that AARP.
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An acronym for African American Retirement Planning. Sometimes used as a verb.
The practice of filing a (possibly specious but nonetheless prosecutable) discrimination suit against one's employer in order to pocket a hefty settlement.
Did you hear about Tennie Pierce? Dude got awarded $1.6 million dollars for some firehouse prank. LAFD just got AARPed.
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An old ass person, who usually like to bitch about stuff like: not enough handicapped parking at Old Country Buffet, prescription drug prices, and how good the "Good Old Days" were.
"Damn, that bitch with the cane is AARP."
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When an elderly person is using the restroom.
Esp. when he/she is taking a long time.
Person 1: Do you have any idea where Grandpa is?
Person 2: No idea, he' been gone a while. Maybe he's aarping
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