An Australian sport for pussys. For 3 hours one player kicks the ball to another player, going backwards and fowards. The aim of the sport is to try kick the ball between 2 large posts, but don't worry if you miss cause you get a consolation point for being a fag. GAY-FL : WORST SPORT IN EXISTANCE! Follow a real mans sport, like NRL.
Person 1- "hey did you watch that shit game of AFL last night. It was the most boring thing I've ever watched"
Person 2- "Yep, AFL is certaintly shit"
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One of the major cash cows of Australian society. The AFL is a sport famous for misogyny and homo-erotica. Widely ridiculed for its dorky four pole goal and egg shaped ball. Adverts for the AFL on TV are highly sensationalized to inspire excitement among the population. The actual game is however slow and predictable.
the umpire blew his whistle again and stopped the game for the tenth time in the last ten minutes.
Thats the AFL for ya.
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A sport for pussies, and fags. and for people who cry when they get a bump
John: I play AFL
Bob: are you a homosexual
John: yes.
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AFl aka GayFl aka Aerial Ping Pong aka Cross Country Basketball aka Catch n clap, is the only sport in the world which rewards failure. The idea is to kick the ball between 2 posts and gain 7 points. If your shit and you miss, you get one point for trying and failing.
GayFl is mostly played in the unintelligent states of Australia such as Tasmania (Inbreds), Victoria (Queers), South Australia (Serial Killers) and Western Australia (Abos) where the average IQ is below 30.
AFL is the only code of football (if you can call it football) that plays on a round feild. All in all there are 36 players and a total of 73 balls on the feild at any given time.
If you are into a softcock version of football combined with basketball and pingpong than AFL is for you.
Guy 1, Did you watch the AFL grandfinal?
Guy 2, Are you kidding, if you watched that im going to have to shoot you.
Guy 1, I um .... didnt watch it???
Guy 2, Fucking BANG!!! You LIAR!!!
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Afl is a game predominately (and basically only) participated and followed in Victoria. A meaningless game, requiring no skill, ( Crumbing!! What a joke!), it relies on brain dead fans who feel like they need to follow a club, to be part of something. It is a game with no structure to its play, where men basically scramble around in a mess for a ball, and all the highlights are kicks. Yay! (Maybe they should show more of their crumbing!) Afl is such a joke that in the past ONE HUNDRED years they have failed to expand to one other country, like New Zealand, or even to Queensland! Instead they boast about their crowds and through their insecurities of the game, attempt to promote it where ever they can. However, Afl have achieved one thing in the past one hundred years: to create a game even more pointless, AflX, what a joke, Afl on a square field, all you have to do is to boot the ball down one end of the field, which is part of the dream they will expand into Asia, Ha! An even bigger joke is the proudness and honour surrounding the All- Aussie team, a team that cannot play anyone!! Afl fans like to imagine Afl like Australia's home game, like NFL is to the U.S , but it is a joke, tarnishing our countries image, making us as individuals appear brain dead( NFL has structure and plays to their game)Afl fans should follow another, more skilful, better quality game.
The expansion of Afl into other countries ( or Queensland) is about as probable as their highlight reel NOT containing kicks or jumps.
Afl is a game followed by people who may think they are more intelligent, but in fact are a flock of brain dead sheep.
John: Why has'nt Afl expanded to other countries, like New Zealand?
Teacher: Afl is a silly game, boring if you take out all the yelling, singing really bad songs, and all the mindless fans.
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The national league of Australian Rules football.
Best sport in the entire world. Played in Australia, its real sport for real sport fans.
Never been to a game? You suck man.
Footy is awesome, check it out sometime.
There are 16 teams coming from Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, New South Wales and Queensland.
They are;
Adelaide Crows and Port Power (South Australia)
Carlton Blues, Collingwood Magpies, Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Melbourne Demons, Richmond Tigers, Western Bulldogs (Victoria)
West Coast Eagles and Fremantle Dockers (Western Australia)
Syndney Swans (New South Wales)
Brisbane Lions (Queensland)
Crows are the best of all the teams. :)
"I love AFL"
"Carn the Crows!"
"Rugby is gay"
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A sport designed for Aussies that are generally too intelligent to play Thugby (Warwick Capper being an exception). Often called footy in the southern states, the retarded Thugby lovers (who coincidentally call Thugby 'footy') think of it as homosexual and..... well that's one of the very few words they know, so not too much else. AFL can actually pass for a football code due to the fact the ball is actually kicked regularly, unlike Thugby.
AFL>thugby. End of story you stupid Queenslanders.
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