Beers ago

Some things are measured in beers, not time

A: Didn't you say it was time to leave this bar and go home?
B: Man, that was beers ago!

A: I'm gonna ask that hot girl for a dance!
B: I thought you said she's not your type?
A: Dude, that was beers ago!

A decade ago

meaning a decade or more ago.
A long time ago. Times have changed, today is not a decade ago.

A decade ago were much simpler times.

I use to bully that person over there, a decade ago. Now, I believe she could beat my ass.

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a while ago

like two months ago.

she added me on facebook a while ago.

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yonks ago

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago

bricks ago

When your telling a story about a long time ago like ages ago

Jon- Yeah but that was BRICKS ago
Seqiua- Hopefully

forever-ago

a long time having passed

Mary Wanna couldn't remember his name because Woodtock was forever-ago.

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asians ago

1) Aussie slang for "Ages ago" because there's so many fucking asians in Australia.
2) A saying created by Matthew Larsen

Sonny: Have you seen Dark Knight?
Matt: Dude I saw that movie asians ago
Sonny: Lol Wtfux

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